In the comic Harry Hill's Real-Life Adventures in TV-Land, he has a nephew called the Knotted Charecter (which the author of this page still cannot spell).
The K FactorEdit
In Series 10, the Knitted Charecter hosted the KKK Factor, a spoof of popular TV programme the X Factor.
The judges included Knitted Simon Cowell Klansman and Knitted Cheryl Cole Klanswoman, both from the X-Factor, Knitted Rolando Klansman, from Popstar to OprahWinfreystar, and the Knitted Charecter (nope, still can't spell it.). Interestingly on the Dancing on Ice episode the classic judges were replaced with Knitted Dancing on Ice judges.
The winner was Peter the Duck who had been kicked off initially. As in, he left and attempted suicide by jumping off a cliff, where he was stopped by Knitted Simon Cowell, who saved his life.